MANIC DEPRESSION (POSSIBLE FAKE SEX TAPES) A FRUSTRATING MESS - BY JOEY NICKELS

The family of Jimi Hendrix, who have said the man in Vivid's new "Jimi Hendrix: The Sex Tape," ain't him, are now being offered $100,000 to prove it isn't him by Vivid.

Of course, usually it's a positive that's supposed to be proven and not a negative, but whatevs. Experience Hendrix, LLC issued a statement to the press last week essentially dismissing the tape as a phony. Hendrix's brother Leon has also publicly questioned the tape's authenticity. Vivid boss Steven Hirsch doesn't care.

ARLINGTON MILES REPORTS - THE WIDE WORLD OF PORN!

The religious right enjoys making the specious argument that porn drives people to sexual assault and rape but we wonder what continually drives religious leaders to kiddie porn? In Wales, a 58-year-old vicar, who had ministered to 7 different parishes, was arresed with his enabler wife on 18 counts of possessing child porn images. According to icWales, the Rev. Richard Hart has been suspended from his pastoring duties. Gee, really?...

JUST THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND!

Last night we were filming. After filming, we went drinking. After drinking, Digital Playground's contract girl Stoya grabbed a handful of POPPORN camera lady, Double D.

By handful, we mean a motherfucking handful.

DAVE POUNDER IS A PARTY POOPER AND ACTUALLY, KIND OF TOTALLY CONFUSING AND A LITTLE BIT OF A WHINER! - BY JOEY NICKELS

Dave Pounder says he wants to be to pornography what Dr. Drew is to addiction medicine. Pounder, the adult performer, director and producer, is working on a Ph. D at Indiana University. He hopes to reduce the amount of women entering the porn business on a cultural level by minimizing child sexual abuse and strengthening modern families. I'm sorry, WTF?

LADIES, YOU'RE MACAQIN' ME HARD!

For all you nut jobs out there who don't believe in evolution, researchers at Duke have shown how close man truly is to his simian ancestors.

Monkeys like porn.

Mental Floss reported on the experiment: The monkeys (actually adult male rhesus macaques, awww) were placed in front of computer screens and shown images of low-status males (the Joey Nickels of the monkey hierarchy) and female monkey asses.

NEW THIS WEEK - SUPER SQUIRTERS (TOTALLY TASTELESS)


We bet you were wondering when you were finally gonna get some face time with POPPORN's newest zoob-girl yenna bear. Well, today's the day, folks, and what better way to introduce the young lady and her lovely zoobs than by having her (along with BUCKTON, of couse) review what is easily the scummiest film we're reviewed so far?

NOT ANOTHER PEEP OUT OF YOU, SIR!

The Marin Independent Journal has this story in full detail but at POPPORN we're just giving you the highlights.

Dennis Saunders of San Rafael, Calif., is a peeping tom. Sure, his last conviction was in 2002 but like alcoholism, once the devil's got you, you're always devilish. Thus, Mr. Saunders is, was and will be a peeping tom and has had peeping tom run-ins with the law over a 23-year period from 1979 to 2002. Impressive.

VIDEO: ON THE TOWN WITH SPOCK BUCKTON (FEATURING STOYA)


As we've previously mentioned several times (because you motherfuckers don't seem to get the picture), POPPORN.com recently partied fucking hard at our favorite bar. Spock, Bangs, Kate, Astrid, Yenna and our superstar way-too-good-for-us columnist Stoya™ were all there, making sure the night was as fucking magnificent as it could possibly be.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FROM SPAIN!!!

Another good deed from the adult entertainment industry!

Seven would-be MILFS in Spain, inspired by an erotic calendar by the fireman of Bilbao and not the movie "Calendar Girls" about British women who did the same thing, posed virtually nude for a calendar to raise money to build a children's center in their village of Serradilla del Arroyo.

RILEY STEELE - SITE UNSEEN, PREDICTS WORLD DOMINATION

Riley Steele has shot a bunch of upcoming scenes, we just haven't seen any yet.

The brand new Digital Playground contract girl says she's always wanted to be a porn star. "I love to have sex. I love being taped having sex. I love having sex in front of other people." The 20-year-old blonde stunner from San Diego measures a sexy 33A-23-37 but is heading in to "get boobies." (ed.note: *sigh*) We begged her not to go too big and look ridiculous but she said she plans to get a C. Riley, we think you look perfect as is!

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