Axel Braun's Squirt Class

By: Carlos Colon - AVN
In-House Review - Mar 06 2015

Many may not remember that before Axel Braun staked his claim as a maestro of the porn parody, he was known for his command of an entirely different pornographic art, so to speak, altogether: vaginal ejaculation.

With Squirt Class, Braun returns to his lady lovejuice roots-but of course, Axel being Axel, he takes a completely fresh approach to the subject matter from anything we've seen previously, and manages to pull off a final result that's as entertaining as it is informative and just plain hot.

A unique amalgam of comedy, bona fide instructional material and unconventionally overlapping sex scenes, Squirt Class features MILF/squirt queen Veronica Avluv as the instructor of a very out-of-the-ordinary learning annex course. Using an illustrated textbook as a visual aid, she gives the class a thorough primer on the female anatomy and how to coax orgasmic spew from it before student Danica Dillon volunteers to come to the front of the room and serve as a live test subject for her own query as to whether a woman can be made to ejaculate from stimulation of her nipples.

Once Dillon's top has come down and Avluv has begun fingering her, fellow students Mr. Pete, Sarah Shevon and Evan Stone jump in, all stimulating her from different angles. After Pete has made her spurt a couple of times, he pulls out his cock, and before long he's banging her right on Avluv's desk while the others continue to caress her all around. And the girl gunk just keeps flying out of her over and over again, easily a half dozen times.

Immediately after that, Maddy O'Reilly decides it's her turn to explore her ejaculatory ability, again aided by Avluv and other students, with penile assistance from Toni Ribas. And again, she coats her surroundings with poon fluid. Things get even wetter still when Nadia Styles trades places with O'Reilly and Stone uses his Hall of Fame schlong to bring her to a slew of gushing 'gasms, leaving the room a veritable lake of woman cum.

Next, Shevon-who hasn't done much more than fondle others up to this point-shares her first squirting experience with the class in the form of a flashback to the time she decided to bone her geeky friend Dane Cross and discovered he was packing much more meat than she was expecting ... enough, in fact, to cause her to douse his warehouse with gash-o-rade.

Finally, Avluv holds the lone student who's yet to get any action, Kurt Lockwood, after class and gives him a one-on-one tutorial session, bringing Lake Ladyjizz to full flood level.

The cast here is top of the line as far as the current class (pardon the pun) of adult performers with genuine squirting skills goes. And it wouldn't be a stretch to call this somewhat of a reinvigoration of the genre. Solo strokers who just enjoy ever-gushing vajayjays, as well as couples looking for a fun lesson on making vajayjays gush, should treasure it equally.