Bonnie Rotten Is Squirtwoman

By: Max Schwartz - AVN
In-House Review - Jul 15 2014

"Every time I squirt, I feel like I'm conquering the earth with my orgasm."

That's one of the several quotable insights Bonnie Rotten offers up at the start of this exuberant release marking her anointment as Elegant Angel's newest Squirtwoman.

Now, Rotten has arguably been conquering the earth quite handily even without an entire movie dedicated to her specialized orgasmic feats-what with holding the title of AVN's reigning Female Performer of the Year, among other accomplishments-but to inherit this particular crown on top of it all proves in a sort of ultimate way how one in a million she truly is as a performer.

And speaking of crowns, the most memorable scene here kicks off with her wearing one; perched on a throne and everything, she peers down at a line of white-masked men waiting before her to do her bidding. She unleashes a torrent of squirt into the face of the first in line, then picks out two others to service her with their cocks.

Disrobing, these two are revealed to be Ramon Nomar and director Toni Ribas, who go on to supply Rotten the career-first double anal pounding trumpeted on the box cover. Making a bona fide fuck toy out of her, the duo of champion cocksmiths at one point spin her around repeatedly in between them like a lazy Susan to trade off which end of her they're spearing. It's literally dizzying.

While that scene is rightfully saved for last, none of the other three is remotely unexceptional. Rotten does another terrific three-way, this one a g/g/b, with Lea Lexis and Karlo Karrera, as well as a frenzied g/g with leading MILF Veronica Avluv. And then, of course, there's the almost obligatory pairing, chock full of anal, with AVN Male Performer of the Year Manuel Ferrara.

Between scenes, and bookending the entire movie, are lots and lots of clips of Rotten letting the floodgates rip, each of them equally spellbinding.

Only two before her have borne the Squirtwomen handle: Jada Fire and the gal who singlehandedly brought squirting into its own in porn way back in the early '00s, Cytherea. Bonnie Rotten is unquestionably a worthy successor to them both.

Enter this one with caution-there's a fucking monsoon inside.