Made In XSpana

By: Spank Zappa
In-House Review - Nov 21 2008

I was never really interested in any of Nacho's films. To be honest, he terrified the hell outta me. His sunken face, the pasty-white skin, those evil eyes, everything about this guy made me wish that Mrs. Vidal had sent her kid to private school instead of "Creepy Fuck" University. Little did I know that one movie would soon change it all for me. Made in Xspaña looks like it was filmed in some seedy motel in Spain (and I'm pretty sure it was) and it adds a degree of filth to the film that makes it all the more pleasurable. When watching this I realized the secret to all of Nacho's films: You're supposed to feel dirty. That's the key to enjoying all of the ass-gouging, throat-fucking fun that is featured in his movies. With this in mind I was able to enjoy a Nacho movie for the first time ever. The movie begins with the luscious Laura Row spread-eagle on a couch that has some sort of Sybian built into it. (Where the hell can I get one of these? I'd get so many chicks if I had one of these vibrating couches in my place.) Right after she brings herself to orgasm, Laura gets her pussy and asshole filled by Nacho and his friend Jose Play. The scene is pretty fucking hot and Laura appears like she's actually enjoying Nacho's huge cock pummeling her tight asshole. Next up was beautiful Michelle. I did not get into this scene as much because it was filmed in POV and I couldn't imagine myself having a dick as big as Nacho's. Luckily for me, Jessica Blue was in the very next scene and she was wearing some tight fishnet pantyhose that got my dick as hard as the new Guns n' Roses album. To say that Nacho manhandles her would be the understatement of the century. I literally had to put my cock away so that I could write down notes for the next time I had a girl back at my place. Wait, was I taking sex notes from Nacho Vidal? What the hell happened to me? After the movie was over, I said to a co-worker of mine, "I think I just fell in love with Nacho, dude" and you can imagine the ridicule and shit-talking that I received after blabbing such a line. But I didn't, and still don't, care what other people say. Nacho Vidal is now a huge part of my life...and he always will be.