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Thu, 06/04/2009 - 3:44pm — MEAT BALL

Judging by the barrage of comments we got on the entries to our zoobtastic Twitter Tits Contest (192 comments as of 2:12 today), I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the majority of you motherscratchers out there are jugg-lovin' tit afficionados who could never possibly get enough tit in their lives. If I'm mistaken, i sincerely apologize. But if I'm right...well, these shits we reviewed today oughtts be right up your zoobally-zugged alleys.

Is zoobally-zugged a word? Not yet, but if you guys help me promote it enough, Merriam-Webster's gonna have no choice but to include it! Start writing them today, for all our sakes!

Anywhoooo, like I mentioned, today's pick is a zoobed-up tit-party called Welcome to Boobsville, and BUCKTON and his good buddy Nicole are gonna guide you through each and every facet of it's zoobatrocity. They'll also guide you on proper breast-cancer screening procedures, which is awesome, because knowing's half the fuckin' battle!

Fun Fact! Gianna wears the same underwear in this movie that she wears in POPPORN's far superior upcoming porno movie!


WELCOME TO BOOBSVILLE

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Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:28pm — Butterman (not verified)

Reviews "without" pics (hahaha)

Well all I gotta say is that when I write porn reviews, all the www ppl keep bothering me and complaining about doing reviews without pics...

But then again in your case, anything with Gianna Michaels is worth a second look, at the very least!

Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:42pm — Butterman (not verified)

+ it sounds pretty

+ it sounds pretty ridiculous for non ZOOB lovers to review a ZOOB oriented flick; I mean they're pretty much all formulaic to appeal to mass consumption... Anything with strictly non-conventional ZOOB action & titty fucking wouldn't sell as much as the stereotypical ZOOBs in action flick.

In my case; some ZOOBS work, others don't as much.

Swine Flu? I guess the www generation is too used to dumping data info as fast as they can fart... Today it's Carradine's death, tomorrow it'll be something else...

Thu, 06/04/2009 - 7:21pm — M0N5T3R (not verified)

no Carmella Bing love?

i also might swear to meeting a young Gianna on a school field trip to DC. the quasi-memory has taken on a few liberties since then. most of the liberties residing in (of all places) Boobville. cant remember if she laughed at me or my wang, but i woulda been up for it. seriously though, Carmella really rocks too (met her at a BBQ when i was 8).

Fri, 06/05/2009 - 7:09pm — yenna (not verified)

you are a...

liar

Sat, 06/06/2009 - 6:51pm — Owen Wilson (not verified)

Natasha Nice is fucking

Natasha Nice is fucking gorgeous you jerks

Mon, 06/08/2009 - 12:53pm — MEAT BALL

(!)

I thought so, too, but the official stance is whatever BUCKTON lays down. Sorry.

Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:13pm — Chris (not verified)

I pretty much only watch the

I pretty much only watch the ones with Nicole ever since I happenstanced ta see her go-go at Public Assembly a while back. I'm damn near 22 but she asked me if I was 19, which forever shattered my self esteem.

YES!

Tue, 06/09/2009 - 4:15am — Nicole (not verified)

sorry bout that.

sorry bout that.

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