NEW THIS WEEK: CELEBRITY PORNHAB WITH DR. SCREW (RED LIGHT DISTRICT)

Shit, it's been a while since we had a new this week vid, huh? Last week was bone-fuckin-dry as far as moving pictures were concerned, and the week before that was all full of Tom Byron videos (which are fuckin' awesome, naturally, but lack the Bucktonian charm that our homegrown videos have). That means we're going on week three of BUCKTON withdrawal...damn...you fuckers must be getting antsy, huh?

Well, damn it, our homegrown, well-bearded videos are fucking back with a vengeance, starting today, as BUCKTON and Morgan groove your as through Red Light's new film, Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw, which, honestly, has got to be the least clever spoof title I have ever heard in my life. Honestly. You can do better than that, can't you, Red Light?

Whatever. For whatever this movie lacks in clever titles, it's got some grade-A fuckin' in it, including a scene with one of POPPORN's very favorite performers, the recently semi-retired (I think?) Penny Flame.

As an added treat (and because we didn't a copy of the DVD to grab scenes from), this video's also got a few BUCKTON originals, which you can also groove out on below!

Enjoy. More vids later this week. So long, you bitch-ass suckas!


CELEBRITY PORNHAB WITH DR. SCREW

Comments

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Morgan please please please please please PLEASE don't get fake boobs. You have such awesome boobs as it is and fake boobs, let's face it and no offense to most of the women in the movies we review, FAKE BOOBS are FUCKING DISGUSTING. Your boobs are just lovely and it would be an insult to lovely boobs everywhere if you let some douchebag surgeon near them with a knifr (at least if he was gonna put in implants). That is all.

LISTEN TO STANKO!

DON'T GET FAKE BOOBS! Do you want to be fake? Or real? Seriously . . . be real.
If you get fake boobs, you can't ever take them off! That is lame. Old-school porn chicks hide behind their fake tits. It's like they are never even naked for real. DON'T DO THAT! Better sub-par tits than no tits! (yours are NOT sub-par!) FAKE TITS ARE NOT TITS! THEY ARE FAKE! BOYS CAN GET FAKE TITS! THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM HOT! ONLY GIRLS GET REAL TITS! DON'T THROW THEM AWAY!

(no offense to those who already have em. I'd still love to lick em. But god so many stars were SO MUCH HOTTER before the operation! I'm looking at you Drake! I LOVE your stuff, but seriously, WTF WERE YOU THINKING?! If there is an operation that can take them out, PLEASE!)

AFTER THIS GO BACK TO NOT LISTENING TO STANKO, BUT THIS TIME HE IS RIGHT.

It's funny...

I don't think I've ever heard a porn fan say that they enjoy fake zoobs, yet everybody's getting them. What's the deal?

spock

buckton is always choc full of information

i like it

sniff...sniff...ewww

Have you ever did coke of someones dick?....BUCKTON had to think about...lol

morgan has PERFECT titts,

morgan has PERFECT titts, hope she does not fuck with them & I hope she returns to burningangel, i loved watching her suck cock.

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