NEW (BUT OLD) THIS WEEK: ALEKTRA-FIED (WICKED PICTURES)

You may not believe this, coming from a respectable and responsible crew like us, but...uh...we lost one of our videos. A while ago. It was pretty embarrassing. But hey, don't worry - we found them shits! Sure, it took six months to find the fuckin' tape, but as a result, you fuckers are getting treated to POPPORN's first bonafide LOST EPISODE! It's gonna be awesome!

So, try and put yourself back in December or January or whenever the fuck we shot these shits. Imagine that you're curled up in a fetal position, trying to keep warm in your unheated, urine-soaked apartment, and you're deciding whether or not you should buy that new fuck movie from Wicked Pictures. It could be pretty righteous. After all, it's got their brand new contract star, Alektra Blue, in like, five scenes or something.

Anyway. Buckton. Morgan. Lost episode.

And..............................Groove!


ALEKTRA-FIED

Comments

but..

my boobs have shrunk since then :(

Hey, it looked like...

you and that other girl were going to do something to Buckton right as the video ended. What happened?

I am concerned that your

I am concerned that your boobs are shrinking. Lay off caffeine and booze for a month or two and drink plenty of water, you should gain a size back. Please don't get fake boobs.

See the fans are here to help, and also be creepy.

Duh...

Not only do most porn girls not know about movies, most dont know whether the sun rises in the east or west.

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