As you're well aware, we make it our mission to seek out the latest and greatest porno that the adult film industry has to offer so that we may view it, review it and give you the straight dope on whether or not it's any good. Sometimes we come across a goldmine of sexual genius. Sometimes it's a sucktastic whopper of shittiness. And sometimes....perhaps only once in a lifetime...we come across a life-changing pornographic experience like the movie that's we're reviewing today.

In the interest of full disclosure, let us say that we are in no way affiliated with the directors, stars, producers or crew of this movie. We just found this DVD on Bangs' desk and it ended up being awesome.

So awesome, in fact, that BUCKTON and Aaralyn couldn't contain their accolades within the confines of one 5-minute video. So this one's gonna have to be a 2-parter. Feast on our arrogance and then kill yourself!

Yeah, we're assholes. But we still made a pretty good porno movie. AVN said so.

POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK