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OFFICIAL REVENGE OF THE NERDS PARODY

Finally, the porn parody you've been waiting for...The Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody

When lovable nerds Louis and Gilbert embark on their freshman year at college, will they become the dick-swingin' studs they always wanted to be or will college just offer more humilation and embarrassment? 3rd Degree invites you on a journey where the nerds finally get even...one horny cheerleader at a time. Starring Raven Alexis, Lily LaBeau, Sophia Santi, Dana DeArmond, Tara Lynn Foxx and Brooklyn Lee, join Louis, Gilbert, Poindexter, Takashi, Booger and Lamar as one of the 80's most popular sex comedies gets the full porno treatment from POPPORN own Brian Bangs and Spock BUCKTON. They've been laughed at, picked on and put down. But now it's time for the odd to get even...and get laid!


DELINQUENTS

Good girls gone bad or just filthy girls doing what comes naturally? You never can tell with these dirty delinquents stuck in detention after being busted for offering their asses on school campus. The Delinquents is a hysterical, jizz-filled sex-comedy from the warped minds of Spock BUCKTON and Brian Bangs that is sure to keep you cumming and laughing at the same time! Starring Kagney Linn Karter, Lexi Belle, Katie St. Ives, Andy San Dimas and Sparky Sin Claire, The Delinquents want to fuck - to hell with your rules!


OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE PARODY

It may be one of the most talked-about programs in recent memory but now, Jersey Shore, THE hit reality show which follows eight uber-tanned, and ridiculously gelled housemates as they spend a summer at the Jersey shore, is getting the real star treatment with The Official Jersey Shore Parody! A pornographic sex bonanza coming from Zero Tolerance Entertainment where the Guidos and Guidettes finally get down and dirty.

Starring Zero Tolerance contract stars Kagney Linn Karter and Sara Sloane as well as superstar MILF Lisa Ann and super-slut Kristina Rose as everyone's favorite Guidette, Snooki and more The Official Jersey Shore Parody is sure to be the most hilarious and hottest XXX film you will see all year.


HOW TO BE A LADIES MAN

With the promise to get you laid, Spock BUCKTON and his team of comedy fuck-makers from POPPORN.com deliver another cum-filled bonanza of irresponsible, laugh out-loud, pussy-wettening sexual mayhem. With deep anal, unstoppable oral and an outrageous premise, this XXX mockumentary "guide” on How To Be A Ladies Man is a “must have” for any porn-vert!


TMSLEAZE

From the gloriously twisted minds of POPPORN.com's Spock BUCKTON and Brian Bangs along with smutmeister extraordinaire, Mike Quasar comes TMSleaze: a hilariously erotic send-up of celebrity scandal and gossip! Ever wanted to see Spencer and Heidi from "The Hills" bang in a seedy nightclub? How about a drunk-as-fuck Mel Gibson nail a hot cop who just pulled him over? Maybe seeing Britany Spears get DP'd by a team of inept pool boys is your kinda thing? Or Jessica Simpson (covered in chicken grease!) pre-game the fuck out of Tony Romo? Perhaps your the kind of chap that gets off on watching Eminem and his lackeys stick it to Lindsay Lohan? Maybe the only thing that could ever get you off is the "American Idol" judges going at it in an all-or-nothing sweat-drenched orgy?

Well, this movie can bring you all of those things... kinda. Sure, it's not the real celebs doing the fuck but it's probably the closest that creeps like you and me are gonna get to seeing hot, celeb fuck action!

On top of all the hot sex magic, this flick brings the comedy by the goddamn boatload courtesy of Mr. Ron Jeremy - as the host of TMSleaze trying to get an honest day's work out of his bumbling bullpen of crappy corespondents.


POPPORN - THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK

Once upon a time, Zero Tolerance called the POPPORN.com offices and asked if they'd be interested in directing their very own porno movie. Being the money-grubbing bastards that they are, POPPORN's Spock BUCKTON accepted the challenge and the result was... shall we say... not what Zero Tolerance expected. Instead of the straight up gonzo flick that they requested, BUCKTON turned in three hours of what could only be described as sexual anarchy. The results must be seen to be believed!


POPPORN.COM T-SHIRT

Make the rest of the world feel inferior by being the first mother-scratcher on the block to sport the official POPPORN.com T-shirt! Trust us, it’s about a hundred times classier than that "beaver patrol" shirt you've been sporting, and it's got significantly less cum on it, too. (Well, for now.) This heavyweight white, 50/50 Jerzees T-shirt is engorged with the POPPORN.com logo and tagline - 100% certain to get you laid. Not really, but who the fuck knows?