You know what is one heck of a surprise? Finding a homeless woman shitting against a wall across from your house. You never expect something like that, but when you see it, well, you're sort of dumbstruck. Sure, you might stare for a second or two causing that bat shit crazy lady to holler, "MAN, THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE, CAN'T SHIT PRIVATE NO PLACE!" to which, you might respond, "WOAH THERE, POOPY!" causing somewhat of a de-panted ruckus but you'd never deny that it wasn't a surprise.

Well, we were equally surprised today to find an email from long lost POPPORN.com correspondent Ryan Keely (you may remember her from back yonder) including some devilish photos and review (albeit brief) of one of our most favorite fetish items. Vampire gloves! Sure, the email was sans poop, but surprising nonetheless...so without any more delay, here's Ryan...

The vampire gloves are my secret weapon. I've used them in so many different ways on all levels of play partners. The palm side of these thin, black leather gloves are covered short, sharp tacks that can be used to tickle, scratch and tease. I had so much fun gliding my gloved hands over my play partners naked bodies. When the little pricks of pain are drawn across an inner thigh, the back of the neck or slithered around the curve of a belly the recipient squirms in the most delightful ways....adjust the pressure of your palms to you have a plethora of erotic sensations at your finger tips. I've used these gloves to find a masochist's breaking point and to bring a sensation play virgin to quivers and gasps of pleasure, and I also use them on myself....I love how you can tease and tickle and then lay on the pressure for intense, hurts so good scratches. With hard blows you can break skin, but that takes practice and expertise, and should be reserved for hardcore masochists and experienced tops. My only complaint is that the gloves seem to be cut for a man's hand, and I would love a closer fit for even better control.

Sure, it's a short review, but look these photos!

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