Say hey, you bitch-ass trickstaz! How's everybody doing?

Sorry to call you all bitch-ass trickstaz! I'm just a little wound-up today because it's one of the bitch-ass awesomest comic-book-wednesdays in recent memory, and we got a new bitch-ass awesome video to boot! And, fuck, it's got Teagan muthafuckin' Presley in it! Everybody loves her fuckin' ass, right?

Yeah, we caught up with Teagan a little while back when she was groovin' through Philly at our favorite local gentleman's club, Club Risque. We had to wait a little while before we were able to start the interview because Teagan was busy signing autographs and doing shots and stuff, so by the time she arrived, BUCKTON was just a wee bit drunk, which, as you know, brings out the funny like nothing else.

And it gave BUCKTON time to turn the world of accounting on it's ass. For real.

SUN GODDESS MALIBU

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