There are few things that we love more in this world than our good friend, Ryan Keely. From almost day one of this retarded blog, she's been right there encouraging us, supporting us and sometimes, lending us large sums of money. She's a porn star by trade but honestly, she's so much more. She's an engaging part time show host, when there's a show to be hosted. A talented production assistant and camerabizzo. She's an avid comic book reader (although she don't groove on superheros) and she's one hell of a sexy pole dancer.

Ryan's recently relocated to New York City and, we assume, will be causing outrageous havoc in that city. However, the good news for those of you who also choose to call the mid-atlantic region home is that you will have the pleasure of watching her flip and flap her vagina at strip club near you!

ATTENTION COLUMBUS OHIO!

Your city kind of sucks. Sure, it was home to one fucking sweet Lego convention in 1983 but since then, what have you contributed? Well, fear not, Ryan Keely is all up in your face right...NOW thru Saturday, September 26th shaking her ass at the Columbus Gold Club located at 5411 Bethel Sawmill Center, Columbus OH 43235. She only has 8 shows left until she departs your landlocked wasteland so hurry up and get a lap dance!

But if you wont do Ohio she'll be performing October 1st, 2nd and 3rd at ERV's located at 1231 Airport Rd #162, Allentown, PA 18103, call them for show times at (610)433-3311. ERV's is ALL NUDE so she'll be rocking out with her pussy out, and that's always a good time.

So for real, if you wanna see a talented young lady unleash holy fuck hell on your sorry little ass, get at it. We're actually typing this from our 82 civic...yes, we're goin!

Oh, Ryan sent these lovely pictures to get you in the mood...meow!

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