Hey fuckaz!

Given that it's Halloween weekend, I thought it might be a good idea to clue all of you groovemeisters in on the awesome shenanigans goin' down over at Burning Angel. In perfect harmony with this most ghastly of holidays, Joanna and her crew have unleashed a 35-minute fright-fuck movie called Dong of the Dead, and I gotta say, this thing looks pretty fuckin' righteous. Of course, that might just be because the thing stars James "two-scene" Deen, who not only currently holds the title of AVN's male performer of the year (for another few months, anyway), but also holds they key to POPPORN's hearts.

What a dreamboat.

In addition to J to the Deen, this...I don't know what you call it...blood-core flick also stars Joanna herself (another one of the absolute top folks in porno, in my opinion) and Andy San Dimas (who, to be honest, I've never really watched, but I sure will now!). All that, and a special appearance from that Tommy Pistol dude. You remember him, right? He fuckin' killed in Horat, and he sort of freaks me out in everything else. Plus, he's totally weazing on Tommy Gunn's name, which, though wrong, requires a significant amount of boldness and audacity, which I always respect.

So, what's it about? In Joanna's words, “It’s a story about a zombie killer played by James Deen, who is after all people who wear slutty Halloween costumes. Andy San Dimas and I are angered by his motives and are determined to go out in our French maid costumes! Everything changed when we taught zombie Deen a very important life lesson – eating pussy is a lot more fun than eating brains."

Couldn't have said it better myself. Mostly because of my somewhat juvenile and tenuous grasp of the English language.

So let's recap. James Deen as a zombie. Joanna Angel and Andy San Dimas in French maid outfits? A 35-minute film that won't upset my delicate attention span? Fucking SOLD, man.

"Dong of the Dead" is a limited-time download that you can only get at BurningAngel.com, so get your ass on over there and download that shit. Then maybe burn a copy of it for me, 'cause I'm broke as fuck and can't afford any filth, even an affordable and essential tidbit of filth like this one. Check out the trailer here.

Boo!

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