Alright, even though you should totally go watch this review and enjoy the fuck out of it, I'll tell you right now, Pornstar Tweet fuckin' suuuuuuuuucks. It's just about the lowest-possible quality porn that you can get, and that's really saying something. It's the kind of movie that makes you feel like an asshole for watching it, and that goes double if you're already an asshole, like we are!

But shit, BUCKTON and Morgan reviewed it anyway. And brought Morgan's dog along.

Seriously, this thing's worse than Big Sausage Pizza. At least that movie was humorous. This thing's just fuckin' sad. Ugly guys, awful production values, shitty concept. What a total LOAD. And in case you're wondering why the review doesn't feature any Lexi Belle (who's easily the best part of this movie), it's because the fucking screener was scratched during that scene. Feast on THAT.

Jim Powers strikes again, I guess. No offense, Mr, Powers!

Anyway, as long as we're on the subject of Twitter, make sure you check out @POPPORBLOG, @SpockBUCKTON, @MEATofPOPPORN, @gzXOXO, @yennabear, @ and so on, and et cetra, et cetera, et cetera.

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