Have you done all your Christmas shopping? I haven’t, didn’t even start yet. While watching television the other day all the talk shows were highlighting the best Christmas gifts. One show was highlighting kids gifts, which I always enjoy because it don’t have to be a sex toy to entertain me. However, to my delight one of the toys they were saying was sure to be a hit with the kiddies may just be a hit with the parents too. Or is going to make a lot of parents finding their kids having a little too much fun with their new toy if you know what I mean.

Elmo is so cute and lovable and all the kids love him. There are dozens of Elmo toys all over the shelves. The new addition to this fun line is sure to bring a smile to your face, in more ways then one. The Elmo Tickle Hands are a pair of gloves that kids are supposed to wear and tickle their friends with as they vibrate when they touch someone. I particularly like how the website says, “Spread the fun with Elmo’s tickle hands.” They say that it's interactive fun for everyone!! Oh, believe me, it’s going to be interactive all right.

Are they serious? Vibrating gloves that you are supposed to tickle your friends with. I bet a whole lot of parents are going to be having the “talk” sooner then they ever thought they would after this purchase. Again, vibrating gloves that you are supposed to touch your friends with, who thought this was a good kids toy? I mean, it would be a great adult toy. A big soft furry glove that vibrates and I can touch my lady parts with? Yes, please. Now parents are going to be stealing the kid’s gloves for their own personal fun. Just make sure you wash them before you put them back in the toy box. That would be the responsible thing to do.

Now I'm curious just how many "kids" toys could actually be used as a sex toy. Honestly, I’m sure I can figure out how to make just about any toy a lot more fun for me and my vagina, but I'm clearly sick. Elmo is getting freaky. I wonder how many parents are going to be returning the gloves after reading this. Although most likely if the parent is reading this website they are sick like me and will just be keeping the gloves for themselves. Sorry kids, one less present under the tree. Hey, at least the parents will be happy.

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