Ahh, Ryan Keely. What world do you live in where you wake up one morning, decide to make a cup of coffee and discover a series of photos displaying your beautiful figure (nude mind you) and think to yourself, "Hm, I forgot all about these nudes. Perhaps I shall give them to someone to enjoy!"

That world, which we choose to call, "Awesomedome" is indeed...fucking awesome. Feast folks, feast!

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