Hey groovers, we got some new advice for you to groove on!

Yep, King Tom is back and he's got more of the shitty advice you've come to base all of your important life decisions on, day in and day out (we hope). Joining Tom for this go-round is non other than Kristina Rose, who we just love the god-damn fuck out of (and are in the midst of shooting for our upcoming Jersey Shore spoof as well)!

Remember, when you're feeling low, you got nowhere to go and you're at the end of your rope, Tom's always here to help. Send your questions, conundrums, enigmas and arguments to MEATBALL@POPPORN.com. We'll pass that shit off to the Lord of Asses and we'll have Tom fixing your life before you know it!

The advice speaks for itself, so watch the fuggin' vid and enjoy the fuck out of your fuck-fuckin' day.

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