Everyone always has some amazing sexual fantasy they want to try out one day. For the longest time I never had one. Not that I thought they were silly (well I guess some of them can be pretty stupid) but I was always satisfied with the sex I was having. Sure, there were new things I wanted to try, but they never fell into the fantasy category. However, the other day I had an epiphany and my one fantasy finally came to me.

I really want to have an orgasm while I’m getting tattooed. You might think I’m nuts and I very well may be, but let me explain.

I have been getting tattooed for years. I was always pretty indifferent about the pain. It hurts but sometimes I wouldn’t really notice it. Besides, I like a little pain so most of the time tattoos are aok by me. One day, while getting some work done on my upper arm for my sleeve, I got so incredibly turned on, that I literally got wet. It probably didn’t help that I’ve always had a mega crush on my tattoo artist but alas, he has a girlfriend so nothings going to come of that. The feeling didn’t last long and I didn’t cum but it got me thinking.

And that, dear reader, is when I realized my one sexual fantasy. I want to orgasm while getting tattooed.

You might be thinking, "Impossible, won’t happen." Well, I have actually thought this our and come up with a few different scenarios. First of all, it really couldn’t happen during sex unless the guy was going slow but I like it hard and that would just be too much movement. So, either a guy could go down on me and play with my clit or I could masturbate during the tattoo. I actually practiced masturbating and trying to stay still when I came. I did a pretty good job at it.

It also couldn’t happen when my artist was doing an outline. That’s just asking for an unexpected body movement that would mess up the line. No, the best time to do it would be while he was doing color since the needle is moving around so much I could have a little leeway if I happen to move around a bit on the verge of cumming.

I actually posted this thought on Facebook recently and this one guy that has tattooed me before (and whom I’ve slept with) was all about trying to make it happen. We were trying to figure out the specifics but we never got around to it. Sad.

One day I am going to make this happen. I’m sure Bangs will try and persuade me to let him film it. I think it would be so awesome. So there you have it, finally at the age of 25 I have come up with my very own sexual fantasy.

CUM ON MY TATTOO 4

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