Our good friend Brian Street Team pointed out to us this morning that the wonderful folks at Cracked.com posted a rather thorough review of our Official Jersey Shore Parody today. As you know, ourmovie is being released next Tuesday, February 16th by Zero Tolerance so you will be able to see what all the fuss has been about. However, there are times where a review must be read so as to galvanize a generation towards a common purpose...a shared belief. We're sure that when the first official reviews of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream Speech" were published on the internet that it played (if only a small part) a major role in the mobilizing an entire community towards the freedom of being free. And now, into that pantheon of greatness goes this review from Cracked.com.

What common purpose or goal does this review drive us towards as a people? The goal of showing, without a doubt (as if there ever had been one) that our Jersey Shore Porn Parody is better, sexier, funnier, interestinger and generally more awesomer than that other Jersey Shore parody.

And so, we give you an excerpt from the review...follow the links to read it's brilliant completeness over at Cracked.com:

"It wouldn’t be a Bangs and Buckton film if there weren’t multiple layers to that thrilling conclusion. In addition to one of the quickest porn-related endings that doesn’t directly involve premature ejaculation, this gripping finale functions as a commentary on the temporal nature of celebrity and a warning for our society. The cast of The Jersey Shore may be enjoying their time in the spotlight, and we as viewers may enjoy them as our jesters-of-the-moment, but nothing is infinite and it’s only a matter of time before the next “phenomenon” sweeps the nation. As Bangs and Buckton eloquently remind us, this cast, too, shall pass.
Dust to dust.
Ashes to ashes."

-Daniel O'Brien

READ THE FULL REVIEW OF AMAZINGNESS HERE!

And now you can buy this sucker!

THE OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE PARODY (because it's official)