I don't really know about you guys, but here at POPPORN, we're digging the fuck out of that new Joanna Newsom album. It's boss as fuck, and it's, like, ten hours long! A true magnum opus. After hearing it, it was unanimously decided that we've got to get a interview with Madam Newsom up on our site as soon as possible. If we were lucky, she'd even break out the harp and croon out a few choice nuggets for us. if we were really, really lucky, she'd even get naked, as is the custom here at POPPORN. I mean, we're better looking than Bill Callahan, and she got down with him (and I'm talking downtown)!

Unsurprisingly, Joanna turned us down flat, and even took out a restraining order against Bangs. She's more than happy to appear on Jimmy Fallon's unfunny snooze-fest, but not on a somewhat well-regarded pornographic faux news site like ours? What's up with that?

Anyway, fuck it. We just went with the other Joanna instead. Because she gets what we're all about. She also agreed to bathe on camera for our (and your) enjoyment, which was pretty cool. And it turns out that she's been known to perform a choice nugget or two from time to time herself.

So to hell with you, Newsom. Your new album may be the bossest fuckin' thing we've ever heard in our lives (or at least since Embryonic), but you've crossed the line here.

NO PANTIES ALLOWED

JOANNA ANGEL AND JAMES DEEN'S EUROPEAN VACATON