I know for a lot of us, it's tough to remember anything that happened more than three or four days ago, let alone a full month. But back in January, we mentioned an upcoming Big Lebowski spoof that New Sensations was getting ready to drop into our proverbial laps. At the time, we knew that director extraordinaire Lee Roy Myers was planning to cast some regular joes (aka non-pornographic performers) to round out a few choice roles in the cast, but aside from that, we really didn't have a clue who else would be appearing in the thing, let alone who would be filling Jeff Bridges resin-coated shoes in the lead role as Jeffrey Lebowski, better know as the dude.

The next day, a message appeared on our collective twitters from Myers, informing us that the dude had been cast, and assuring us hat the dude, in fact, abides.

Now, a month and a week later, when I caught my first glimpse of the dude in action, I can rest easy. Because playing this role is none other than a fellow not entirely unfamiliar to POPPORN, pornographic legend and lord of ass, Tom fucking Byron. If that dude doesn't abide, I don't know who the fuck does.

See, Lebowski was a film that came along at that perfect time in my life when my cares were few and my joys were many. Weed was plentiful (grown by a family member and given away for free), my metabolism was still fast as fuck, I was having regular intercourse, and I had little to do most afternoons except sit on the floor of my two-room apartment watching the same movie over and over again. As the movie says, sometimes there's a man...sometimes there's a man...

My point is that this movie's striking my nostalgia chords pretty damn hard and as I glance through these photos from the set, I can't keep myself from giggling.

Take a look and see for yourself. This thing's gonna be fun.

Here we've got Keni Styles (playing Woo, the fellow who pees on the dude's rug) and Bobbi Starr, playing "Betty", who I honesty don't think was in the actual movie. But fuck it, it's Bobbi Starr and we'll never pass up a chance to watch her fuck somebody.

Tom fucking Byron as the dude, and POPPORN's girlfriend Kimberly Kane as Maude (most likely getting ready to score another best actress award).

Another creative liberty Myers has seemingly taken in the name of pornographic excess. Rocco Reed as Bush (maybe twenty or thirty years too young, but fuck it), Anthony Rosano as Saddam, and Kristina Rose as...uh..."gulf girl". Again, I don't remember no gulf girl, but it's sort of hard to argue when you're talking about watching Kristina Rose get banged.

We're not sure how he pulled it off, but Myers apparently convinced John Goodman to reprise his role as Walter.

Hmmm...slightly more attractive than the guy who's doing this during the real movie's opening credits.

Here we go. Best shot of the bunch. James fucking Deen. I can only pray that his script includes the line about pulling the fucking trigger until it goes "click".

Evan Stone, doing his very best Sam Elliot impression.

Veteran director Roy Karch as Jeffrey Lebowski. The other Jeff Lebowski. His wife goes out owing money all over town.

Briana Blair and Steve Holmes. He's here to fix ein cable. The story's ludicrous. You can imagine where it goes from here (he fixes the cable).

I just like this photo. It makes me happy.

If they're sticking with the original story, the dude's just knocked Maude up.

And finally, Kimberly Kane and the gutterballs girls (who include Andy San Dimas, Dana Dearmond, Ashley Grace and Jackie Daniels). I fucking guarantee that this scenes gonna be phenomenal. Good fucking lord. (Update: according to New Sensations, Madame DeArmond does not, in fact appear in this movie. Her role has been replaced by...uh...someone else that I can't specify because I think I accidentally deleted the email that had the info in it. Shit.)

Not sure when this thing hits the streets. Sometime between this afternoon and next winter, I guess. We'll see.

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