If there's one thing we can't stand, it's bullshit.

That's because we are legendary bullshitters (remind us to tell you about the time we posted an article about Lee Stone being dead) and we consider bullshittin' an art form not to be fucked with by lesser men (or women). But when bullshit isn't funny thus unartistic and is instead, just bullshit? Well that's some bullshit.

Case in point, the recent release of Not Airplane XXX: Flight Attendants.

You may recall that at the 2010 AVN Awards, a porn movie called Flight Attendants won for Best Sex Comedy. Now, a lot of people cried bullshit at that right there since it was a movie that didn't sell all that well and the folks that did see it said it wasn't that funny. We of course, didn't buy it or see it so we can't really say. But nonetheless, it was nominated and it won. Sure, it knocked out our very own, POPPORN: The Guide to Making Fuck (which was also nominated for Best Sex Comedy) but hell, we didn't mind, we were just honored to be nominated.

But now, Jeff Mullen, the director/writer of Flight Attendants, since winning his award has decided to re-release the movie. Makes sense, right? Seems like if you win a major award for a movie that no one saw, you should do your darndest to get that movie back out in the market and sell some units! Now, understandably, since Mr. Mullen recently claimed the title of Lord-King-Porn-Parody-Spoofer it seems he decided to change gears on his re-release and rename it. And, considering he just spent some dough trademarking the usage of the word, "Not" in porn parody movie titles it makes sense that he would choose to add this new, exciting naming convention to his Flight Attendants movie in hopes to get some mileage out of his excellent investment. Remember, parodies are big sellers right now, so taking a film that was at first an occupational themed porn comedy and wrapping it up to now look like a porn parody of the classic comedy, Airplane would be a slick business move. He's a slickster and we wish him the best in the re-wrap.

We just want to know when exactly Mr. Mullen will be forfeiting his 2010 AVN Award for Best Sex Comedy? Clearly, a movie being advertised and promoted as a parody should have been included in the parody award category and a true sex comedy should be awarded the AVN trophy. We're not suggesting that by default, our film, POPPORN: The Guide to Making Fuck should win. Of course, we wouldn't decline the award considering it was a fucking masterpiece. But clearly, Mr. Mullen is either trying to trick consumers out of their hard earned money like a porn star being tricked out of their day-rate or he's confused by his own creation.

Either way, fuuuck that.

Mr. Mullen, AVN's address is 9400 Penfield Ave. Chatsworth, CA 91311. Please be sure to properly package the award you don't deserve and return it as soon as possible. Thanks!

Oh, and yes, we challenge you and this guy to a duel.

NOT AIRPLANE XXX: FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

POPPORN: THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK