We're not really in the business of promoting things. Sure, we get tons of press releases from companies about this and that and we assume they send them to us because they are looking for us to promote whatever it is they are talking about in the press release they sent us but honestly, who has the time...or interest. God I love run-on sentences. Instead, we sort of choose to write about things that amuse us. Those things might be news related, comic related, lie related...one never can tell, but every once in awhile, we find ourselves actually writing about something that could fall in the category of promoting something other than ourselves. Who'd a thunk it?

We caught wind of the trailer for Skinworxxx (hmm, what's the possessive for SkinworXXX? Is it SkinworXXX'x?) upcoming sequel to their award winning porn flick Deviance and we thought, "Hey, we should promote that." Why? Well not because Deviance was hot shit or anything. I mean, it was, but that's not why we wanted to promote the trailer for Deviance 2. Instead, we wanted to promote it because Skinworxxx done got themselves Adrenalynn to appear in this here fuck-flick and damnit, we think she's hot.

We have no idea where Adrenalynn's been. She did some porn, then she seemed to disappear. Maybe she starred in some adult movies in Cuba or something like when ball players are forced to work in foreign lands to avoid criminal charges or taxes, but we're not really sure.

What we are sure of is that Adrenalynn is in this upcoming movie. She has a tattoo around her asshole and she has one hell of a rockin' bod.

So we thought that was worth promoting. Groove on the good seeds below. Then buy some shit. We need to feed the dogs.

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