I got this video passed on to me from our fine friends at the Zero Tolerance pornography company, who, as you may or may not know (but most likely do know unless this is your first time laying eyes upon our "award-winning" adult-themed blog) have done quite a bit for us in terms of helping us ease our feet into the business of making movies about people having sex. Mike Quasar requested that I promote the following video on our site in some way, though the request also included a caveat, that I abstain from my usual "juvenile mockery".
So, of course, we're more than happy to show you folks the trailer. It looks real good, and everybody in the cast is really enjoyable to watch while fucking. But...to this "juvenile mockery" caveat, I must respond. But not for another paragraph or two. First the video. You'll probably like it, because if you're here, you most likely have at least a casual interest in pornography, and the video stars some big-time superstars of porn, including Kagney Linn Karter (who everybody in the whole world loves - no ifs, ands or exceptions).
Feast your eyes upon Deal Closers, the first pornographic film in history in which Rocco Reed tries to sell you a house:
Now, to this whole idea of juvenile mockery...
Well, I don't quite know what to say. Sure, I mock. It's my nature. I mock even those of us who I feel a great kinship towards, like my brother BUCKTON (who, being actual kin, may not entirely count). Some say that it's a form of flattery. I don't know exactly how that makes any sense, but I'll still stand behind it. Because though I've never met Mike Quasar in person, and most likely never will as I'm about to head into lockup for the next thirty months (it turns out that it's a federal offense to openly deride Roger Deakins) and will most likely be find my lifeforce being suicided in that time, I look upon mister Quasar with the greatest of respect. He's a remarkable smutsmith who took a chance with a handful of bozos who thought they might be able to make a decent porno. And we're freaking grateful as fuck. So I truly hope that my juvenile mockery is never taken with more than a really annoying grain of salt. It's the only way I know how to write.
Plus, I kind of think that my mockery is pretty mature, as mockeries go.
Also, hey, that movie that's in the video above? How about you buy it? And how about you also buy The Delinquents? It just came out this week! Be the first on your block to own the greatest piece of "art" that a gaggle of idiots from Philadelphia ever put together! There's fuckin' in it, and Dane Cross cums on a book! How could you not own that?!