I'm going to go ahead and go on the record as being an ass man. I didn't think I'd ever find myself admitting that since I've always believed that women are beautiful for varying reasons and declaring one particular feature as more important than any other would be a ridiculous attempt at best. Besides, I'm a modern kind of guy and I naturally assumed defining oneself a, "____man" or "____man" would immediately toss me into the cesspool that is a Mudvayne concert. Sure, as men we can politely and respectfully admire the female form from a distance, attempting to not be creepy or generally intimidating but never in replace of acknowledging a woman as a person.

But then Ryan Keely's ass started appearing all over twitter and I immediately felt my political correctness fly right out the window.

Maybe you have heard of Ryan. She's kind of a stone cold fox and while she has done some adult movies in the past, she doesn't shoot all that often anymore. Instead, Ryan is sort of a mysterious figure. She's friends with legendary comic book author Warren Ellis, she hosts sex-ed classes or some shit in NYC, gets sexy with iPads and she even had a Toga party birthday bash. If there's a Renaissance kind of bizzo out there, she would be it.

Recently, Ryan's been twittering a whole slew of ass pictures via her twitter account and honestly, each one seems to be more tempting than the last. Sure, they are all butt shots with only minor variations but they are certainly enough to help you get in touch with your internal cro-magnon and quickly start realizing that there is something to that instinctual reaction men get from looking at a sweet toosh and wanting to plant your seed in it.

Oh, the pictures. Feast on these Og, and be sure to let Ryan know how much you appreciate her brain you sexist pig.

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