Hey! We made this movie! That means that you should totally go buy it, regardless of what this review says. Even though the review turns out to be pretty favorable. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "wait, you guys made this movie. Of course you're gonna give it a favorable review!", and you're right. But it's not because we're boastful people. It's because this movie really is freaking great. And we know firsthand, because we were the ones who made it so great. For serious.

Hey, we're not afraid to say that something we made sucks. We're mature enough to admit defeat. We just don't put our names on those particular sucky products. Not that The Delinquents is one of them. That shit's pure fucking pornographical gold. For serious.

Man, I love boasting!

Anyway, buy our movie, and watch our review! If nothing else, it'll teach you that snaps is snaps, a lesson that everyone should learn at some point. And you get to see yenna without her shirt on, which may be something you've never seen before (if you're new here).

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