Okay, everybody. Time to get creeped the fuck out.

If you happen to be one of the plethora of people who happen to follow the twitter account of Zero Tolerance or Tabitha Stevens, you’re already aware of this news, but if not, well, I guess that’s why we're here. As you may have guessed from the last sentence, they’re got a hot-shit new movie coming at you, and…well…it looks fucking intense. Sanatorium, a big-big-BIG porno movie that’s soon to be thrust upon your undeserving asses, looks like it’s gonna be the sort of movie that gives you nightmares and wet dreams at the same time. Why wet dreams? Well, obviously, because Tabitha Stevens (who I’ve had a little bit of a crush on for quite a while now) is in it (along with Kagney Linn Karter and Sara Sloane, who ain’t too bad, neither), and that guarantees some high-class fuckin’ that ain’t gonna be soon forgotted. Sure, I misspelled “forgotten” in that last sentence, but that’s because I’m masturbating while I write this. I need to. I have Tab Stevens on the brain!

Oh, and it’ll probably give you nightmares, because…well…watch the trailer below. Once you see the fucked-up lookin’ pig-faced dude, you’ll see what I mean.

(Note: As far as I can tell, this movie is entirely unrelated to the bitch-ass awesome Metallica song, "Sanitarium".)

This fucker’ll be hitting the streets on September 7th. Plenty of time to let the political undercurrents sink in before the November elections.

I don’t know for sure if the title’s supposed to make the viewer think of former Senator Rick Santorum (you know – Santorum/Sanatorium…not too much of a stretch), but that’s what it made me think of. Santorum, for those who don’t know him, was the guy who likened gay sex to bestiality (among other classy exploits). Dude was a prick!

Also, before I forget to mention, this movie has music from Steve Stevens, the righteous motherfucker who’s played with Billy Idol for, like, fuckin’ ever! Seriously, me and BUCKTON saw him play with Billy Idol waaaaay back in 1984 or 1985 (I forget which, I was very young) on the Rebel Yell tour. Shit was toight. The dude rocks it like fuck, and is, like ten times better than Eddie Van Halen. So, right off the bat, this movie’s already ten times better than Sacred Sin, if nothing else.

Also, since I was thinking of it before:

So, uh, you buy it!

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