If there's one thing we like here around the POPPORN office it's lack of commitment. We're free wheelin' ya know? We enjoy sitting back and doing whatever we feel like doing when we feel like doing it with no sense of responsibility or obligation to keep us tied down. Cell phone contracts? Fuck that! Paying off debt (both financial and societal) in any meaningful way, nu-uh. Showing up for scheduled meetings? Hell no! Honestly, it's just who we are. In fact, Ladies and Gentlemen, if any one of us happen to knock you up while you're sleeping, you might as well ask for monetary support from the homeless guy that's eating fig newtons out of the garbage down on I-70 before you come to us.

So, when we come across a fellow human being (one that also has a vagina) that's recently become free of the self-imposed confines of commitment we get excited. And, if that human being is a porn star and the recently disposed of bridal happens to be the rigid leather of an exclusive contract to and adult studio, we swoon.

That's why we're rolling doobies right now and ripping up parking tickets in honor of Bree Olson. The former Adam & Eve contract star is now a free agent and we can only imagine the incredibly slutty, carefree rogue humping that is in store.

Feast on these sweet pics of this now, free-wheelin' babe!

We were always pretty amazed that the uber-filthy Bree Olson was ever a contract star for the rather vanilla flavored Adam & Eve, so it'll be interesting to see where she goes from here. We can only pray and hope that there's some sort of Anal Acrobats or a Gazzzzzzman release in her future somewhere. Man, that Gazzman is a genius.

Please note, because we are freewheelin' we cannot officially confirm the facts of this news story. We're high, fuck you.

THE A-TEAM XXX: A PARODY

ANAL ACROBATS