Listen. I don't know exactly what this thing's all about. All I know is that a disc arrived on my desk with a short video file on it and a note that said (and this is the original spelling, not my own): "YOU PLAY THIS ON YOR PORNO SITE OR YOU IS GET KILLED."

And I sure don't want to be killed.

Isn't the digital age great? Random hoo-hah like this can just pop up out of nowhere.

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