Not that anyone should be surprised or remotely interested, but former Republican National Committee chairman Ken Mehlman has announced that after 43 years, he is now comfortable admitting to himself and others that he is a homosexual. Shockingly, the newly self-aware Republican is now calling for the legalization of gay marriage and admits, that had he come out sooner, gosh-darnit, he might have played a role in keeping the RNC from pushing an anti-gay agenda.

Ken-Bear was also a campaign manager for George Bush in the 2004 election. While we're not surprised by the news of yet another Republican coming out as homosexual, we're still a bit baffled as to why being a homosexual would be more embarrassing than being a Republican.

There's no word yet from the gay's on whether or not they will be accepting Mehlman as one of their own or kicking him back into play as some sort of bastard offspring from a sexual limbo.

JUST FUCK ME

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