So, yeah. We're reviewing two Vivid-Alt movies in a row. What can we say? They bribed us. Besides, you gotta love any movie that features vaginal penetration with a handgun. Fuck YOU, stringent gun laws!

This week's pick is a truly scummy piece of sex cinema called Morphine, directed by Kimberly Kane, who you may remember from our interview a little while back.

Once again, Spock and Lexi will be doing the honors, both of them being drunk as fuck. Why? Because it's more entertaining that way. And because whiskah (that's how us winners say "whiskey") plus porno always leads to piledriving. As you will see.

Anyway:

MORPHINE