As usual, we felt it necessary to let our friends and readers (never shall the two meet) know about a new occurrence in the universe of breasts. While we've been one of the few scumbag websites to register this information as news, we feel that other sites are doing a disservice to those women who choose to embiggen their milk sacks by not reporting on it.
Because these women deserve the attention that they have requested! They spend good, hard earned money on these breasts and for good reasons. Reasons that we couldn't hope to explain of course, because we're men and frankly, pretty ignorant. Nonetheless, there are a sweet new pair of bangs bangs around and they belong to Burning Angel sensation, Kleio!
We'll be honest, we're fans of Kleio for some pretty basic reasons. She's pretty, looks good naked and isn't a drag in person. We're easy going fellas. So today, when we were slumming around twitter and thought we noticed some additional baggage on the frontal zone of Kleio, we thought to ourselves, "Whoa, did that flat chested bizzo get new zoobs?"
To which she replied, "Yes, you stupid idjit, I did!"
We jumped on the ol' messenger and chatted with Kleio who explained to us that her new bangers, sized 32D for you sick idiots, cost an impressive $6K and were paid for primarily by the regulars at the bar where she works thru tips and friendly donations. Don't worry, she didn't opt for larger breasts because of porn. Instead she said, she's always wanted larger breasts and so, as a gift she decided to pick out a new pair and reward herself for all of her hard work being who she has been being...which is herself, obviously.
Let's take a peek at the after, shall we?
This girl is pretty aok in our opinion and we think that her boobs look golly darn perfect as well. Make sure you jerk off to her over at Burning Angel or maybe pick up a BA DVD or two down below.