"Jugs" would be too large, "mounds" would be too small so let's just agree that what Zoe Voss was showing off at this years AEE show last week were a pair of brand new "yams".

Zoe, well known for being slight in stature (if not defining the very word, "waif"), unleashed a new shape last week and proudly proclaimed that her boobs were no longer her own. After a short time away from the porn industry and spending sometime on her native homeland, Zoe returned to the fold with a new figure that simply said, "splendid".

Now, unlike the hordes of fans who insisted they might off themselves when it was revealed that Rebeca Linares had increased her bust, it's not known whether fans of Zoe will have as negative a response. We're going to say no because Ms. Voss avoided jumping the majority of letters in the alphabet when choosing her new size and instead opted for a look that suits her frame. Subtle is a word too few know my friends.

Zoe said she couldn't be happier with her new pals and we couldn't be happier seeing her being happy. Fucking nauseating, right?

Here's Ms. Voss on the AVN Red Carpet where she looked HAWT!

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