If there is one thing we know nothing about it's Juliette Lewis and Terry Richardson. Honestly, we weren't even aware that either one of them was alive. In fact, what we know about them could fill a thimble. We know that one of them is an actress and has appeared in some films from time-to-time and the other is a photographer whose photos appear in magazines and other things from time-to-time. We're not sure which is which. Other than that, we've got nothing.

So when the photograph above came across our desk we weren't all that impressed. We weren't star-struck and we weren't wowed by the scandal of the thing. We didn't care whether it was real or not and we didn't care if one of the folks involved in the photo has a tendency to talk negatively about the adult industry (do they? We have no idea!).

Honestly, all we considered when we saw this photo was how gross both parties in the scene appeared to be physically and if we looked anything like them when proudly displaying a vagina impaled on our penis in a semi-frat guy kinda way. Something we do all the time in our spare moments.

Anywhoo, if you know these two, they're gross. Tell them to stop doin' it.

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