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Last week, Kate Hate got the hell out of Philadelphia to visit that great heap of decay, New York City. Sure, the folks may be dumber there, but they get back at you by overcharging for everything. I suppose all is fair, huh?
While there, Kate lined up some activities and made sure to snap photos as often as possible. Think of it as a little tour diary. The problem? Kate's cell phone doesn't seem to be the best...we're talking 1.3 minus pixels. That means, every picture is actually reduced in quality making it look more like a universal brown than mud. Nonetheless, her good pal from DrivenByBoredom.com (he's from New York obviously) was available to snap numerous photos of our gal enjoying life...Kate, we love ya!
Kate's friend Nicole has a drinking problem. This is what that looks like!
Clearly the police should have been contacted as it appears Kate and Nicole then drove drunk...
Thank god they made it, now MAKE OUT!
Oh Kate, stop, you don't have to pull them out right now!
Aw, nono, I'm sorry, I'm glad you did!
See, Nicole is too!
NICOLE! Be polite!
Kate did not eat enough, the poor thing.
So then she goes for the lip...
And then, as if that is not enough, she goes for the zoob...
This photo is just creepy...
Aw, thanks for not being creepy anymore...
Comments
Thanks for being special ladies,
ma ladies.
Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid
Musta been the MSG!
I suppose getting all hopped up on MSG and alcohol could make anything pop out.!!! And I'm sure glad it did. Keep 'em comming Kate Hate! Your adventures are mad rad!
Danks
What is it that makes girls
What is it that makes girls pull out their boobs when they get drunk? It seems like you've got a 60/40 chance of seeing them puppies pop out if you're serving decent alcohol. I', not complaining tho!
it doesnt take anything to
it doesnt take anything to get me to pull these puppies out. all you gotta do is scream "KATE!!!! I WANNA SEE YOUR TITTIES!!"
In my case,
it takes 3 Manhattans and a boring bar. But I digress...
Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid
Kate's Bosom
Hey Kate buddie, it's Pete from MySpace!!! Just wanted to say that you, blush, have great puppies! And who could possibly not like puppies?!! Oh my gosh I cannot believe I said that!!!! Anyway, for the most part this seems like a welcome 2 1 & all place, so just really saying that I appreciate ya girl!!!!!
Hmm, I'm not sure...
what it is that makes girls pull out their boobs when they get drunk. Perhaps its FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS!
i admire your persistence
Keep giving it to the anonymousnesses Spock (b/c we can't assume that Anonymous is always the same Anonymous). Also, this gives me an opportunity to politely ask that someone please ask StoyaTM to either respond to my inner anal sphincter analysis, my take on her study hall scene in Cheerleaders, or relay another comfort stuffie story. I apologize in advance for being impatient, but I so enjoy her (StoyaTM) talent.
Thanks Jeff!
I'm imagining all these Anonymouses as several heads on the same body... or maybe just a really big head like M.O.D.O.K. But, unlike M.O.D.O.K., they're really boring.
no offense Spock...
But, I'll take the fact that I don't know what M.O.D.O.K. is as a compliment :-)
M.O.D.O.K.
So now you know.
I <3 kate and astrid
both astrid and kate should come to nyc..i will make sure there is a better camera at all times. or igor (drivenbyboredom.com)
and i dont have a drinking problem, ive totally come to terms with it, and embraced it.