The struggling Penthouse sex empire, which has moved into such classy enterprises as social networking (AdultFriendFinder.com, Bondage.com, JewishFriendFinder.com, LesbianPersonals.com and LikeMyNudePhoto.com, etc.) to make up for lost revenue in its former core business, has also purchased the Christian dating Web site, BigChurch.com.

BigChurch.com boasts over 500,000 God-fearing members, who obviously found no one worth dating at their local mega-plex churches.

According to an article in the London Telegraph, the purchase has led other Christian dating Web sites to mount a campaign against BigChurch.com for coming (albeit rarely) under the Penthouse umbrella.

OurChurch.com recently asked BigChurch.com members: "Do you have a problem with a Christian dating site being owned by a company that produces porn? BigChurch.com members - will you continue or will you cancel your membership?"

Seriously, these folks need to think up better names.

And ChristianCafe.com asks: "Why spend your time and money with smaller non-Christian owned 'Christian' dating sites when you can meet other Christian singles on the premier service, owned by Christians, and boasting the largest, most active number of Christian singles?"

Ooh, doesn't that sound sexy!

Penthouse hasn't yet changed BigChurch.com, whose motto remains, "Bringing people together in love and faith," but its expertise could bring the site to even greater heights. It features this quote from Genesis: "A man will leave his father and his mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh."

And if there's one thing Penthouse knows it's flesh. Here's the proof, with some edited titles in honor of Penthouse's new passion...

REMODELED A CHRISTIAN DATING SITE!

FOXTROT'S ARE AWESOME WHEN YR FOXTROTTING YOUR VAGINA IN A PEW!

DUDE, THAT'S MY MOM THAT YOU BANGED USING BIGCHURCH.COM!