I know, I know. It's been a while. I've been busy with my day job, I swear! Well I'm back now with lots of pictures, so hopefully this will make it up to you all..

Well, a little over a month ago Exxxotica, a yearly porno convention, was held in Miami, Florida and I had the opportunity to go visit and help out my good friend Joanna Angel at her booth.

Exxxotica was basically like any other porno convention. Lots of fans and booths of people selling you stuff.

Dancers from a local "Gentlemen's Club" were around for you to look if you got bored of looking at porn.

Scantilly clad ladies wandered about.

There was the prerequisite mechanical bull.

Ron Jeremy was there, being his normal creepy self.

*The* Bang Bus was there and I got to go inside!

Gina Lynn brought her monster truck. She started it and everyone in the convention center freaked out wodnering where that loud scary noise was coming from.

Most of my time was spent standing by Joanna's booth opening DVDs for her to sign and taking money from dudes buying signed posters.

Sometimes she left me to man the booth alone. Here I am, sick of people thinking that *I* was Joanna. We might both be Jews, but that doesn't mean we look alike!

It was really funny. A lot of people asked to take pictures with me, even after I told them I wasn't a porn star.
This guy was really drunk and SO HAPPY TO BE HERE and would not stop talking to me. He made me promise I'd remember his name.... but I don't!

Heres another one who begged to take a picture with me. He was wearing a teeshirt that read "manwhore".

Roxy DeVille was sitting at the booth next to us for most of the day on Saturday and I absolutely fell in love with her (just like everyone else at the convention). Roxy, if you ever read this, will you marry me? I will feed you grilled cheese sandwiches while you watch telemundo for all of eternity.

After the convention on Saturday I went out to dinner with Joanna Angel and Jenna Haze, where they discussed cheilean sea bass and porn-star drama.

Here's a shot of me at dinner,too . There are no porn stars present in the picture though, so I don't know why you'd want to see it.

After dinner Joanna and I went out and partied, drank champagne until the wee hours of the night and fell asleep in her big hotel bed. No pictures though, as I don't have a digital camera (**hint hint** my birthday is coming up soon!)

Many thanks to my good friend Nicole of TigerFist.org for being my photographer for the day, as well as taking the picture in my bio. She's the lovely lady on the left in this shot.