MISS CHERIE' MAKES LUNCH A SEXY LUNCH...

Look, it was seventy-billion degrees this past weekend in Philadelphia and it doesn't seem to be ending. We're officially in our first heatwave of 2008. This happens occasionally as the mid-atlantic states often find themselves swept into heat waves very quickly from lovely spring weather. We combat this bullshit with air-conditioning and lemonade.

In addition, we encourage lovely ladies like Miss Cherie' (our newest addition to the POPPORN team) to stay indoors and make a sexy lunch. What's a sexy lunch? Any lunch that includes Cherie'. Duh.







Comments

Here's some things to think

Here's some things to think about...

That girl is hot as fuck.

That top she is wearing tho is too big...more boobage!

Patience my dear ...

patience.

She is a beautiful girl, my

She is a beautiful girl, my god. Can't wait to see more of her!

Meh

She's cute, but I'd say you could do better for a "sexy lunch" than a head of lettuce.

I always figured

I always figured that Dave Moves would be the kind of guy to use the expression "meh".

TAKE THAT, DAVE MOVES!

And to criticize a lunch for not being sexy enough.

Man that hurts

I am totally devastated by your rapier-sharp wit.

I promise

there was plenty of cock in my salad. i should have you over for lunch sometime, you just might like it. ;-P

Sounds nice. I'd offer to

Sounds nice. I'd offer to bring homemade salad dressing, but people would probably think I was making a lame and disgusting sex joke.

Lame and disgusting sex jokes aside, I really do make a kick-ass vinaigrette.

WRONG AGAIN, DAVE MOVES!

No worries, Dave Moves! There was nothing resembling a joke in there!

Better luck next time, Dave Moves!

'Zounds!

That strumpet stole my grandma's panties!

Does she like, "meat" on her

Does she like, "meat" on her sandwiches?

Sorry, Busey.

Like most women, she's already got a restraining order against you. She has one against your son Jake, too.