We thought that maybe you folks were getting a little bit sick of that red background we shoot our reviews against. With that in mind, we gotta say: fuck you. We'll choose whatever the fuck background we wanna use and that red background is as fucking fine as they come. Also, we were fucking sick of that red background, and we thought maybe we'd do a review outside this week (as long as we're in the middle of this bullshit heatwave).

This week's pick is called Fuck Slaves 3, and it's got something for everybody, assuming everybody loves one of the following:

• Horse masks.
• Horse-style buttplugs.
• Toilet brushes strapped to somebody's face.
• Bridles and/or bindles.

Funny...looking at this list, it seems like this movie's more horse related than we had originally thought. That probably makes it the best horse-themed release since Equus.

FUCK SLAVES 3