instead of Chuck E. Cheese you should send him to lazy writer camp.... you probably could've just scrambled the words of whatever article you cribbed this from and it would have read more entertainingly. On the other hand, what did i expect from a porno blog writer named after a Woody Allen character who appears for five seconds in a flashback? Oh that's right... cleverness.

Hmm...maybe the reason you were so bored by this is because Nikita Denise's return to doing boys was actually in Cheating Housewives 5. I know news that's 4 months old doesn't usually interest me. If you're gonna report old shit you could at least be entertaining about it.