We fucked up. Yesterday, June 18th was Randy Spears' birthday, and we fucking missed it. We thought we'd try to make it up to porno's awesomest dude by posting a stellar review of his latest directorial effort on our avant-garde blog. But that all went to shit when, frankly, the movie was a little sub-par.

Now, don't get us wrong. We're not for a minute saying that Mr. Spears is even capable of emitting anything less than pure genius. We're not saying that he's ever been involved with anything that is less than pure gold. All we're saying is that we weren't one billion percent enthralled by Randy's latest opus, Latina Hollywood Hookers.

Also, Kate can't stand Nick Manning, which we can totally respect.

Anyway, this movie's not bad by a long shot. We just expected a little better from our favorite smutmaking kingpin.

But you know what? We missed his fucking birthday, and that's an awful thing to do, especially to your heroes. So fuck it - THIS IS THE GREATEST FILM (PORNOGRAPHIC OR NOT) THAT WE HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON.

Happy birthday, Randy.

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