Did we mention that we are having a huge party weekend here in Philadelphia that kicks of, oh, in like 8 hours? Well, sure we have some of the biggest names in porn coming but we also have one of the classiest motherfuckers in porn appearing as well.

None other than the legendary, Jack Napier.

Before he arrived, he was nice enough to take time out from his busy schedule to answer a few questions via e-mail...seriously, dood's penis is huge!

PP: How did you get into the business?
JN: Freak accident. Wrong phone number

PP: Did you think this would be fun or you could make money and be good at at? Or did you gravitate to porn like a 7-footer gravitates to basketball?
JN: @t the time, I was thinking, "I gotta keep a roof over my head or I'm going back 2 prison"

PP: Did you always want to direct?
JN: Not @ all. But I always cared about about what I was doing

PP: What typifies a Jack Napier film?
JN: It's hard 2 say. I rarely know exactly what I'm going 2 do B4 I get 2 set. Production is planned, but the creativity is very spur of the moment & spontaneous

PP: What are you hoping to accomplish at Vouyer?
JN: I want 2 B better @ what I do.

PP: How much do you work in adult films in a given month?
JN: 8 scenes a month is typical.

PP: What are your other passions?
JN: Music, dancing, html, computers, learning, lowriders, video games, amusement parks, & polyamory.

PP: What's your goal with your business venture Goofball Entertainment?
JN: I want GBE 2 eventually free me from having 2 go 2 work, so that I can just go when & if I want 2.

PP: Do you have your pants custom-made?
JN: Yes

PP: From throughout your whole career, pick your three favorite films?
JN: "The Matrix" (all of them), "Spiderman 3" & "Snatch."

PP: What about your three favorite scenes?
JN: I can't even imagine... they all hit like a blinding blur B4 I can focus N on one.

PP: Annette Schwarz is supposedly the only woman who ever deep-throated you. How is that possible?
JN: I wasn't very hard & she was very determined. It was actually a little painful... but worth it.

PP: Did you reach her lungs?
JN: Ummm... no. (I don't think so... did I?)

PP: Do you ever get with a woman who's not aware of who you are and she goes, "Uh, no way"?
JN: Stric-9 (Cherry Mirage) There's SUMthing about Jack #7. She was the first.

PP: Anything you're hoping to do or see in Philadelphia?
JN: All the fine women!

PP: Anything you'd like to say?
JN: Thank U 4 all the love & support over the years. I look forward 2 many more.

Jack, we can't wait to see ya! And dood, you weren't in any of The Matrix movies, Spider Man 3 or Snatch!

IT'S BIG IT'S BLACK IT'S JACK 6

SOULED OUT

JACK'S ALL STARS