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POPPORN TAKES THE DAY OFF TO RAGE INTO THE FUTURE!

Thu, 06/19/2008 - 7:23pm — Brian Bangs

So, for the first time since our inception, we're taking the day off.

That's right, Friday, June 20th, POPPORN.com shall lie still while the crew drinks uncontrollably for 72 hours straight.

Perhaps you heard, it's our PARTY WITH PORN STARS WEEKEND? We will miss you if you cannot attend, however, know that we don't really mean that!

MWAH!

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Fri, 06/20/2008 - 4:28pm — Double D

Where the fuck is everybody?

Oh that's right, we are getting ready for the big event at Club Risque tonight (in Philly yo) and hot mix and mingle event at National Mechanics Sat. night (also in Philly yo.) I suggest you'll travel alla John Candy and Steve Martin style (planes, trains and automobiles) and get your asses here!

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

Fri, 06/20/2008 - 5:05pm — MEAT BALL

Meat Ball's still here.

My sixth sense tells me that Buckton left some killer weed somewhere in the office and I'm gonna find the shit out of it and then smoke the hell out of it!

Mon, 06/23/2008 - 10:55am — Dard (not verified)

Are there pictures? We need

Are there pictures? We need pictures!

Mon, 06/23/2008 - 2:53pm — Double D

We're workin' on it. We're workin' on it!

All I know is this. Buckton still has a hangover. Lexi might still be dancing on the tables at National Mechanics with Yenna Bear. Astrid disappeared clammering that she had a job to do somewhere. Kate Hate was prostituting out her boyfriend again. Then back from shooting some fine fuckin' in LA, Stoya(tm) showed up and left with a gang of horn dogs (and not beastiality people. She's a classy lady.) And Meat Ball - well - no one really knows what happened to him. Rumor has it he ended up in some alley and Courtney Cums peed on him at some point, but we can't really verify that for sure.

Bangs and Buckton are trying to get it together to get you something to masterbate over so hang tight.

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

Mon, 06/23/2008 - 3:57pm — Stank (not verified)

Courtney

I believe she spells it Cummz not Cums, DD, but we can't all be perfect... just me

Mon, 06/23/2008 - 7:28pm — Double D

thank sweet jesus for you

And fuck off. Ah hahahahhhhaaa ha ahaha aha a.

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

Mon, 06/23/2008 - 4:02pm — Kate Hate

MEATBALL

i think he cut his dick off so my ho would fuck him. i'm not sure, but they were discussing it and looking at each other all starry eyed. Better for Meat if Courtney peed on him though, because at least then he'll still has a cock. and a super awesome hot girl sprayed fluids on him. ya know?

Mon, 06/23/2008 - 4:53pm — Dard (not verified)

Since pee is sterile, maybe

Since pee is sterile, maybe she was peeing on him to help the castration wound.

Meat Ball with a higher voice would be a good thing, anyway.

Mon, 06/23/2008 - 7:38pm — Malvert (not verified)

Malvert pee red!!!!!

Student bodies, student bodies!!!!!

Tue, 06/24/2008 - 12:38am — Kate Hate

good thinkin'

dard. that is possible as well.