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NEW THIS WEEK: DEEP ANAL ABYSS (EVIL ANGEL/JAY SIN)
First of all, this one is NOT related to our all-star weekend. But it is the POPPORN debut of Aaralyn Barra, a pretty well-known pornographer in her own right, so who better to guide you through what may be the most vile film we've ever seen than her awesome smutmakin' ass? While we've seen some shit done to shitters in our lives, we ain't never seen shit like this shit done to any shitty shitters like the shit they do in this movie. If your ass ain't guessed yet, we're talking about buttfuckin'. Serious buttfuckin.
Honestly, if you're got a weak stomach...or even if you don't...brace yourself before watching this thing. Get a puke bag handy. Or a lube tube or something.
Aaralyn, a well-known adult-industry pro, is joining BUCKTON for guided tour of Jay Sin's Deep Anal Abyss, a movie that takes anal gapery to a level that amazes even us. Seriously, this movie is not for the faint of heart.
We'd try to explain in more detail, but you really gotta just see it for yourself. Hearing it described by Aaralyn's vulgar mouth sure doesn't hurt, either.
Music credit: "Super Circus" by Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com)
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1) HOORAY! My new instant
1) HOORAY! My new instant favorite popporn girl. Aaralyn, if I knew any russian and had a cyrillic keyboard, I would say something special to you right now.
2) One of my favorite bands is called Prolapse. Find their shit on ebay, seriously.
3) My least favorite band is Hilary Scott. Ironic, that.
Dard try harder!
Dard, Вы не пробуете достаточно трудно. Честно, если мешок с дерьмом как ФРИКАДЕЛЬКА может осуществить это, Вы не должны иметь никакой проблемы.
Free translation sites rule. Especially when you use it to translate your stuff back into english. Apparently, this is what I just said to you:
"Dard, you do not try difficultly enough. Fairly, if a bag with dung as the QUENELLE can carry out it, you should not have any problem."
le sigh ...
gaping is serious
Aaralyn rules this clip...
and Spock can barely get a word in edgewise hahaha
Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid
Keeping Spock from getting a word in edgewise...
...should really be an ongoing goal for ALL of the popPorn girls.
But when...
will you be on YOUR toes, Dave Moves? :) (While D is filming).
I'm waiting...
Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid
Wait, what?
Did I miss something? Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
We'll bring you in to the studio...
as long as I can kidnap you, with a hood and everything. :)
I AM NOT ASKING I AM TELLING DAVE MOVES SEND US YOUR ADDRESS
Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid
It's the "and everything" that I have to worry about.
Ms. Astrid,
I love it when you top me in the comments. My address is davemoves at gmail dot com. (If you're looking for a physical address, let's talk by email first).
I emailed you about two weeks ago but you never answered, so I figured you were just talking shit. Maybe you never got my email? or vice versa?
I will need some clarification of what is included in "and everything" before I submit myself totally to your will especially for a scene on camera, but I have to say it sounds more exciting than my average day.
Kisses,
Dave Moves
No clarification, DAVE MOVES!
As Danny Ocean said to Linus, "You're in or you're out. Right now."
Dave Moves,
I'm making a list but I will NOT check it twice.
It's ON.
Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid
FUCK YOU, Meat Ball!
Meat Ball: Danny Ocean has no hold over me. I've never taken a hard sell in my life and I'm not going to start now; you try to put that kind of pressure on me and I'll walk away smiling. It may be a foreign concept to a meth maggot like yourself, but I have a family, a career, and a fuck of a lot to lose by giving up my anonymity. You think I'm going to say "oh sure, I'd love to give the crazed psychopaths who run popPorn free reign to DO WHATEVER THEY WANT to me with no limits on them at all, for as long as they want, film the whole thing, and post it on the internet, with no compensation to me other than the fact that I MIGHT enjoy some parts of the experience?" Well, I'm not that fucking desperate. FUCK YOU.
Ms. Astrid: I look forward to receiving your list.
Kisses,
Dave Moves
YESSSSS
we've reached crazed psychopath status. weeeeeeeeeeee!
Ohhhh...
I know that place. I LIVE THERE.
Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid
Whoa, DAVE MOVES.
Alright man, I'll tell Danny Ocean that you just turned down your cut of the Bellagio swag!
Seriously, Dave Moves. I admire your gumption.
Yes,
I agree with other commenters, Aaralyn Barra is Spock 'stache awesome.
However, there is a moment in this vid that freaked me out...the dildo, vibrator-thingy shooting into the nice lady's pooper. Whoa. It almost made me spit out valuable Miller High Life Light. Yeah, things got that serious.
seriously...
that clip blew my mind. amazing!
<3 Josie Jacobs
oh aaralyn
how i love thee. you're so awesome and funny and hot, and i get to see you naked like 4 times a week at least. i want to give you cute little kisses the next time i see you. you did awesome.
Hot new girl,
and she knows a lot about fuckin' and buttholes... but this video seriously fucked with my whole watching popporn clips while eating lunch stee, all i could think about was croutons shooting out of asses.
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