Since a bunch of you douche-hounds decided to complain about the lack of zoobs in our last photo essay we figured it was about time to show you some shots of our new girlfriends without their clothes on from POPPORN's big ass party last weekend. But just to piss you off some more, we're including some nice candid party shots of me and MEAT BALL hanging with, loving down with and getting to know these lovely actresses (and actor!) in ways you never will be able to.

Why? Because we're better than you.

So, here you go fuckaz... ENJOY... and let the unintelligent and anonymous commenting commence!!!



Kaylani Lei... we could make several uncouthe comments about the substances all over her, but we'll leave that to Stank or Dard or possibly DAVE MOVES.



jessica drake backstage with BUCKTON seconds before she took the stage at Club Risque. He taught her everything she knows about holding pom-poms incorrectly.



BUCKTON likes to pretend he's tired when he's around Astrid... she always lets him rest upon her busom. In the background... DAVE MOVES? Maybe? Just sayin'.



Ashlynn Brooke takes a bite of peach from the "Orchard of Drake"... we prefer it in liquid form.



Rumor has it that mountains and mountains of gold lie deep within the vagina of Alektra Blue. MEAT BALL and Spock made jessica check for them as they had recently run out of meth... and gold.... and class.



You're not the only one who masturbates to Alektra's DVDs.



jess' ass makes one fuck of a pillow and MEAT BALL spots our meth dealer from accross the room. Fucking fixated!



You can dress these ladies up but you can't fuckin' take them anywhere without jessica whipping that ass out.



BUCKTON and Jack Napier - best rap duo since BUCKTON and MEAT BALL who were the best rap duo since EPMD.



Jack Napier and Lexi LaVey - best rap duo since Jack Napier and BUCKTON, who were the best rap duo since Kool G Rap and DJ Polo.



yenna bear, proving that local girls have zoobs, too. You are a fool if you think you can escape them.



Either MEAT BALL got a whole lot prettier or jessica got a whole lot uglier. We're betting on the latter, because MEAT BALL couldn't possibly be prettier than he already is.



Despite appaearances, BUCKTON and Kaylani are not sharing a tender moment. They're just attached at the forehead, due to a rogue shot of Napier-jizz that they happened to walk in front of.



Ashlynn poses with POPPORN's wealthy financiers, Johnny "Doubledown" McGurk (left) and Clifton Goldpockets (right).



Lexi finally conquers her fear of public nudity. POPPORN rejoices.

Our very favorite studio bigwig poses for a glamour shot with our very favorite adult actress. No offense to any other studio bigwigs or adult actresses that we told were our favorites. What can we say? We lie... a lot.... to everybody.



Apparently, jessica's tolerance for idiocy is far greater than POPPORN's tolerance for alcohol, weed, coke, meth and whip-its. Not that we display even the slightest hint of idiocy.


Because we're winners.

We know we're winners because our prostitutes tell us so, even though they charge an extra ten bucks to say it.

All photos by our very own Kevin D - ktdphoto@gmail.com