MISS CHERIE' RETURNS AND SURPRISES US WITH A BUSY BEAVER...WAIT, DID WE JUST SAY THAT?

POPPORN.com is pleased as punch to say that Miss Cherie' surprised us with a new toy review today. We have kind of missed our ladies toy reviews so this was a perfect surprise for the day. However, what makes it so awesome is that not only did she write us a review, she gave you all a little visual guide as well...enjoy!

"Overall, I have to say I’m quite pleased with this little guy... err, girl? I like that it’s multi-functional. If I just want vaginal stimulation, clitoral and vaginal, or if I simply want clitoral stimulation via the removable palm size vibrator, it’s all mine!

I have experimented in a variety of positions and I find that this toy feels best when ridden. I just get on my knees and pretend I’m unleashing my frustrations on the sexiest piece of man available. Yum. The curvature of this toy is also quite fantastic, especially in this position. As promised, it adequately hits the G-Spot and leaves me disheveled and smitten beneath the sheets. I recommend every little lady out there picking herself up one.

Hmmm, all this talk and now I find myself yearning for another round…

And now, how about them peekshures...goddamn...

Hell, I'm gonna buy one!


MINI G-ROCK

Comments

Damn you bangs....

i really thought i was gonna see this chick's beaver! Man, she is one smokin' hot spicy chicken sandwich, isn't she?

Yeah, great...

Sure that's great for the ladies...but what about us manly facially haired macho men. Are we supposed to use our hands?!

While browsing around the TLAraw store I think I found the perfect toy for us dudes. Hannah Harper's Titty Fuck-Her. Now this is how women should have been designed dammit.

Plus if you spray paint it green, it can be a sexy alien.

I haven't fucked it, so I cant review it, and I'm afraid if I did fuck it I would no longer go back to the real thing. By the real thing, I mean a watermelon I cut a hole into.