Reporting on the lurid Christie Brinkley divorce case which we covered in last weeks WIDE WORLD OF PORN, the New York Daily News didn't trot out the usual array of talking heads to analyze husband Peter Cook's porn addiction - they went to the experts: Talking Head-givers!

"If porn can hurt your marriage, it probably wasn't that healthy to begin with," said Joanna Angel of BurningAngel.com.

"The couples I know who watch porn are definitely happier," said Vivid star Meggan Mallone. "They're more sexually liberated."

"If a guy lies, hides it or spends an exorbitant amount of money, then yes, it's a problem," said Hillary Scott of SexZ Pictures. "And with all the porn you can get for free, if [Peter Cook] really spent $3,000 a month, I'd be mad, too!" (Talk about biting the hand that was feeding you when it was jerking off.)

Angel said the whole thing is being blown out of proportion. "It's just like watching TV," she said. "It's something men do when they're bored."

Seriously. It's not our fault we're bored all the time.

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