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Today, we pack our bags and head off to Los Angeles, California. More specifically, Porn Valley. For one week, POPPORN will be wandering the San Fernando Valley like syphilis infected nomads. Actually, that's only partly true.

We have a hotel.

During our time we'll be spending quality time with starlets such as, jessica drake, Lexi Belle, Faye Reagan, Ryan Keely, Kimberly Kane, Coco Velvett, Casey Parker, Paul Fishbein and more, as well as, visiting the sets of upcoming films from Zero Tolerance, Digital Sin, and Anarchy Films.

Fear not, we'll be checking in from time to time with some photo essays from our trip. What with probation and all, MEAT BALL can't come with us, so he'll be playing Lucius Fox to our Dark Knight while we're away.

Stay tuned.