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So, you've heard us mention that ridiculously sick party weekend of ours, right? The one with all the big-shot porno stars? The one that a lot of you were smart enough to attend, but some of you (we're lookin' at you, Dave Moves) didn't because you don't have any sense in your fucked-up skulls?
Well, regarding that weekend...
Obviously, the ladies spent their Friday night at Club Risque, giving Philadelphia the biggest boner it's had since the sixers almost won something a few years ago, and we all know about the fucked-up dance party that happened on Saturday night, but still, that only accounts for about 15 hours of a 72-hour party weekend. That still leaves a full Saturday morning and afternoon of east coast grandeur that POPPORN hasn't reported on!
Until now.
So sit back and groove on the Spock and Meat Philly fun show, starring Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, jessica drake, Ashlynn Brooke and Mr. 818 himself, Jack Napier.
Holy fucking shit.
Comments
pussies
i can't believe you pussies needed a bunch of bizzos to bail your weak asses out with that bald dude. I'd a drop kicked him in the face and then fucked all the chicks right in front of him before cumming on his shiny skull.
-stank
ENLIGHTEN YOURSELF, STANKO
Violence is wrong.
Also, Jack totally told us he had our backs. That dude is full of so much shit that it makes me sick.
Also, when the ladies came to town, their only stipulation was that they wouldn't have to groove out with anybody named Stank, so suck on that!
How do you do it?
How do you get so many pornstars to do this for you? Sheer charm? Bribery? Threats?
And where's Stoya?
Honestly?
We have no idea...
Stoya is away shooting content, don't rush that champ!
- Not Fade Away
Come ON
We're far too poor to even consider bribing anybody, and we're far too powerless to threaten anybody, so yes, sheer charm is how we do it.
Also, we take a lot of hostages.
Natty Mechs looks so
Natty Mechs looks so different in the morning. It really looks a lot like the bar in From Dusk Til Dawn, except instead of douchebag director Tarantino in the bathroom you have brokeass internet star Buckton at the bar.
Ooohhh...
Them's fighting words!
- Not Fade Away
Craziness
Yeah, you guys were pretty weak. Thank goodness we were there to save your lives. Post the rest of it! I wanna laugh some more!!!!!!!!! Love yall!
Ash...
We clearly are not cut out for fighting, we're sensitive types that like action figures and long walks on the beach...
- Not Fade Away
and taking showers
with our clothes on.
while reading comic books
while reading comic books
I saw that. Ruining a comic
I saw that. Ruining a comic book like that must have killed him. The sacrifices we make for art!
It's cool
I replaced it the next day. No biggy.
The Eagles almost won
The Eagles almost won something more recently than the sixers. Do you guys seriously value B-ball over a real sport? Geez.
Hey, at least
you can always scan the crowd for pseudo-celebs while watching some B-Ball. Now that's entertainment! Me and MEAT BALL stopped caring about the Eagles when Topper Clemons dropped out.
One last thought
Jack Napier's insights into the flag actually taught me something. Many women think that men's brains are in their dicks, and Napier seems to have an astoundingly large brain.