Stop right there, you motherfuckers! Before you watch this brilliant piece of guerrilla-style, avant-garde, groundbreaking, art-house, porn-laced cinema, you gotta drag your ass back and watch part one!

In part two of THE PORNOGRAPHASMIC PHILADELPHAZATRONIC POPPORNOMATIC EXPERIENCE, Spock and Meat are fed the fuck up with these west coast smut stars and their hifalutin' 'tudes. These fuckers have no goddamn work ethic, as you'll see when Spock and Meat force the big-time stars to ship porno in our warehouse!

From there, we move on to a few intimate moments in our guests' hotel room. We'd explain more, but you really just need to see this shit.

If nothing else, you'll want to see Jack beat the shit out of BUCKTON.

Once again, we'd like to thank jessica drake, Ashlynn Brooke, Jack Napier, Alektra Blue and Kaylani Lei for taking part in this farce, and we'd also like to publicly chide them for being such truly awful shipping clerks.

Also, buy their shit!

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